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Overheard from passers-by

madison-page-egs:

Wow look at all the toys!!  Yeah it’s a really cool place.

-Thanks!  We do our best.

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Old lady number one: - I guess there's no such thing as family anymore.

Old lady number two: - They ARE a family; it's just a different kind.


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Daughter: - "Mom, come on, I can pay for it with my Visa."

Mother: - "Good. That means you can start paying for your own condoms now too."


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Overheard, DUMBO Brooklyn

theskillandbones:

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Two girls on subway platform waiting to catch train into city. 

Girl 1: “That first time an agent contacted me, it was about that thing I wrote about that time when I was asked to be a prostitute in London and I considered it.” 

Girl 2: “Wow.”

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Overheard at the gym at 2:46 am.



Only other guy in the gym: - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE MY MIRROR. MY MIRROR STARING BACK AT ME.

Me: - ...dude, we're listening to the same song.


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Overheard on the T

diedamederschatten:

“I’m gonna miss the mustache bandit…”

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fakedick:

“Excuse me, sir, you’re in my way.”
“No, no. You don’t have to move. I just thought you should know.”

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banipreet:

Favourite section of Mx - #newspaper #mx #overheard #fart #humour

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