Overheard from passers-by
Wow look at all the toys!! Yeah it’s a really cool place.
-Thanks! We do our best.
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Wow look at all the toys!! Yeah it’s a really cool place.
-Thanks! We do our best.
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Reblogged from madison-page-egsOld lady number one: - I guess there's no such thing as family anymore.
Old lady number two: - They ARE a family; it's just a different kind.
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Reblogged from afinpassingDaughter: - "Mom, come on, I can pay for it with my Visa."
Mother: - "Good. That means you can start paying for your own condoms now too."
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Two girls on subway platform waiting to catch train into city.
Girl 1: “That first time an agent contacted me, it was about that thing I wrote about that time when I was asked to be a prostitute in London and I considered it.”
Girl 2: “Wow.”
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Reblogged from theskillandbonesOnly other guy in the gym: - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE MY MIRROR. MY MIRROR STARING BACK AT ME.
Me: - ...dude, we're listening to the same song.
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